Tuesday, January 29, 2008

19 ways to maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

Found this somewhere, and i was laughing my head off. Hah, enjoy.

1. At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hand held hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.

2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

3. every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that?

4. put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

5. put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 wks, once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. in the memo field of all your checks, write "for sex".

7. finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"

8. don't use any punctuation

9. as often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10 order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11 specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".

12 sing along at the opera.

13 go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14 put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15 five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party b/c you're not in the mood.

16 have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, "rock bottom"

17 when the money comes out the atm machine, scream " i won, i won!"

18 when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!

19 tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Monday, January 28, 2008

One day...

Hello again.

This morning in class was feeling kinda stupid, as in i was in a sampat mood la..hah, think vonn would really approve. Anyway, i took out my pencil and started writing. And this was what came out.

One day, I is very clumsy and twisted my foot in Bandar Utama longkang. Then I is very pain and sit down on ground looking like idiot. After that, I is go back and tell mummy daddy. So mummy is taking me to see pakar urut. Then pakar urut is rub my leg, and is press very hard. So I is scream in pain and agony. Then pakar urut is say "no pain no gain girl". Then I is very angry pakar urut, because he is press very hard. Somemore he is keep chewing gum, and I is think he is very rude. And also he is trousers never zip up then there is got big hole. Then i is very pain and have to go for class later somemore. The End.

Yeah, anyway, if you couldnt understand that, I sprained or rather twisted my right foot really bad last saturday. Haha, should have taken a picture of me sitting on the ground in front of my car looking like a idiot. Hah, well, what happened actually was that i was at Bu central park for a farewell gathering for 2 friends and i was walking back up the hill to the car park and after I reached the top i did not see the hole in front of me that leads to the drain. And like the clumsy girl i am i slipped and went down in a heap. I heard my foot crack and the first thing that crossed my mind was that, " oh shit, how am Im gonna look like a retard later....". And the funny thing was i was waiting for my 2 friends down there waiting for me to come rushing up to me, but i sat there and waited and waited and no help came, and i ended up looking at the sky for a whole 2 minutes. Then when i finnaly looked, grace was giving me the what-are-you-doing-on-the-ground look. And i realized they weren't gonna come, so i had to try to get to my feet, and i managed to painfully and slowly. I tested and flexed my foot a little, and found the pain bearable. And hopped down the slope carrying the 5 bottles of soft drinks.

Anyway, for the rest of the night i was just sitting down and chatting, and luckily my foot didnt bother me the whole night until i got back. And i managed to drive back as well, even after drinking a little, which i got a big scolding from david when i got back. Yeah well, anyway, this morning mum made me go to the chinese medicine guy to rub my foot. And seriously it was torture, the fella pressed my foot so hard i was screaming and i think you could hear it from outside. People like this should not be left to live man, and you know what he said when i was yelling, "no pain no gain girl" and he pressed even harder. Blardy hell. And to think i have to go back for 2 or 3 more times. Oh gosh, help.


Poor me.


Saturday, January 26, 2008

Life's simple pleasures

Ours


nah..here you go..

no more noise dy yah..


Friday, January 25, 2008

The day pik tze losses another member



Goodbye tat ren, we're gonna miss you so much..
And i forgive you for pressing that buzzer on me so much...

....and for beating me and jun king...

Have a safe flight there

do come back and visit us...





Mummy i wan an ipod please?

......................
I mean puleeeeezzz....





How can u get an ipod when i cant..




Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The Dreaded HOLIDAYS

Feeling like crap.

I hate it when its like this.

You know that feeling you get when you can actually do something about something but at the same time you just cant and refuse to?

I want to do something about it, believe me, i really do, and im running out of excuses but then i just cant bring myself to. Maybe its time to stop, since this is going no where.

I miss those times when i was such an emo kid. Things were easier then.




















Shut up and get out,
Stop ruining me.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Week 2

So im getting a little use to my classmates save one..herm..and the lecturers and schedule..
Its cool actually..

minus that one idiot

Still putting aside all the really freezing-cold lecture rooms and early classes almost everyday, we're learning to have fun.

Why just yesterday we all got so jakun and started taking pictures in the cafeteria..hah
Dont know who was the one who started it but oh well, just put a bunch of girls together and give them camera phones add an hour or two of break time and this is what happens..















Beverly, the one i hang out most of the time.















Jia Wei n Joyce















My class with our structur and grammar lecturer Ms Kemmy















And thats us again.















Me fooling around.


These things aside, i just realized that Topshop apparels are quite affordable during a sale.
And like many girls, shopping makes me smile.
*grins*
















And i finally got a new bible.

Check this out,

A John Maxwell Leadership Bible!




















First edition. Imported all the way from US.
Given by Pastor Foo yesterday.

Hah, sorry to those who got the 2nd edition, but 1st edition is so much more nicer.

*winks*


Till then.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

14 girls + 1 guy = EL 1 (2008)

Yeah. Like the title said, my tutorial group has 14 girls and 1 guy, and a really really weird one at that. That begins 3 whole years of studying English in Utar.

It isnt exactly what how i imagined it to be but, what the heck, if it gets me what i need then so so be it.

First lecture on monday and i was already yawning half way through. Benjamin Loh, my Intro to Mass Comm lecturer and tutor. Haha, the fella cock eye wan la, he reminds me of the penguin from Batman.















Ohya, watched "Enchanted" and david was laughing his ass off practically through out the whole show. Sigh, what's it with guys and fairy tales man.

Second lecture on tuesday was Phonetics and Phonology by Ms Yoges. Who claimed to have been teaching in France for 10 years. *kau tau*

Third lecture was by Ms Jane Chai on Intro to Linguistics, in which i think i might have taken an interest in. That was on Wednesday.

That was what i went through for the past few days, not to mention a few mishaps here and there.

One of them being, forgetting that my favorite parking place will be used to host a pasar malam every tuesday. So, being the miss forgetful i always am i forgot and parked my car there. Then when class for that day was almost over, my friend sorta reminded me about it. Unfortunately, by the time i got there after class which was at about 6pm, the pasar malam was in full bloom and my car was stuck inside the whole throng.

To cut the whole story short, i had to come back that night after leader's meeting to pick my car. So, lesson learnt, i shall not be repeating that mistake again i hope.

Last night, mum came back from New Zealand. And she said she was tired of looking at all the beautiful scenery of mountains, lakes, fields and sheeps and what nots. Boy, am i glad she's home, i dont think im able to take in any more of those mixed rice from the restaurant near my house every night. It'll be good to have home cooked food again. Thank God for my mum.

So she brought home the usual load of junk food and chocolates enough to last the whole year, if one thinks about it. Rum balls, licorice and chocolate covered coffee beans, and some dark chocolate biscuits, bags of potato chips, all those stuff from the fudge factory (they actually have on there..omg..david would go nuts there, so i was told..hah) and whole load.

Anyway, life goes back to normal.

Thursday = public holiday. Wanted to do something different, so i manage to persuade david to accompany me skating at piramid. I begged and ban-cute ed and bribed and ban-cute ed somemore and bribed somemore ( he's not really into it actually) and finally the poor boy relented. Yay.

Thanks dear. I owe you one.




















Ive always wanted to go skating again, after like dunno how many years. So being back on the ice was..i was ecstatic..yeah..not so with that poor fella, who didnt tie his shoe tight enough, and he was mumbling away through out the first 1 and 1/2 hour before he realized the problem.

Ice skating is goooooodddddddddd

Ice skating is gooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Surprisingly, that hamster got the hang of it in quite a short time. And so he was trying to maintain his record of not falling down in the midst of all the wet ice and clumsy people tripping over themselves around him. Well, too bad, luck wasnt on his side and he did fall..not gracefully or gently mind you..a rather legs-and-arms-flailing-in-the-air kind..hah..

















Anyway, we still got out of the rink in one piece. After another 1 or 2 falls. And yeah, if you're wondering if i fell, i did. And im not afraid to admit it..NYAH! All thanks to this 2 gay-clumsy-stupid malay guys who went round knocking into every person near them. Aiyo, cannot skate then just get out la. They crashed into me from behind and the rest was history.

People like this should be banned from the rink.

I was thinking maybe if i can get better at skating then mum would allow me to get those ice skates used by hockey players, cuz they are just sooooooo cooooooool!! ^^




















See? Dont they just look MAGNIFICIENT?!!!!

Anyway its just one of my silly dreams, hah. Back to reality i gotta sleep early tonight, class starts at 8am tomorrow and if i dont want to be nodding off during the lesson i better get enough rest.




Till then


Tuesday, January 01, 2008

5..4..3..2..1....*music starts playing*...Rising..!!

Some pictures taken during last night's watchnight celebration..




that



And that



and that again..



Smile for the memories..

Have a happy 2008.