Dont know who was that dumbass who came up with such nonsense.oh well.
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable
chair in a well lit place in front of your
computer.
2. Log onto MSN, ICQ, AIM, Yahoo!, etc
messenger (be sure to go on away!). Check your
email.
3. Read over the assignment carefully,
to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the kitchen and get
some chocolate to help you concentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she
has started with their work.
7. When you get back to your room, sit
in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean,
well lit place.
8. Read over the assignment again to
make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your friendster.
10. You know, you haven't replied
messagez. You'd better reply it now and get it
out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Open a pack of dunhill 20z...(if u
smoKe)
12. Grab some mp3z off of some
websites.
13. Check your frenzta again. ANY OF
THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!
14. MSN chat with one of your friends
about the future.
15. Check your hi5 (if u rememba da
password)
16. Listen to your new mp3s and
download some more.
17. Chat wit ur fren in msn. Exchange
derogatory remarks about your lecturer, the course,
the college, the world at large.
18. Walk to the kitchen again n make
milo.
19. While you've got milo in ur hands..y
not toast a slice of bread 2 go wit it
20. Check your friendster again...
21. Check the info listings in astro
to make sure you aren't missing something truly
worthwhile on TV.
22. Play some Need For Speed/fifa/CS/World of Warcraft........
23. Check out youtube.com.
24. Wash your hands.
25. Call up a friend to see how much
they have done, probably haven't started either.
26. Look through your phonez
messagez....n start forwardin (if u have credit)
27. Sit down and do some serious
thinking about your plans for the future..(staRting
up a bizz...even if ur slacking in ur
current couRse)
28. Check to see if youtube.com has
been updated yet.
29. Start d/loadin moviez n listen to
your new mp3s.
30. You should be rebooting by now,
assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.
31. Read over the assignment one more
time, just for heck of it.
32. Scoot your chair across the room to
the window and watch the sunrise.
33. Lie face down on the floor and
moan.
34. By noW uR dunhill 20z would be
halF.
35. Check your remainin time for your movie
download.
36. Send interesting youtube URLz to
frens on msn..whus noT started of with theIr
work..
37. 5am - start hacking on the paper
without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.
38. Complain to everyone that you
didn't get any sleep because you had to write that
stupid paper.
39. Go to class, hand in paper, and
leave right away so you can take a nap.
I know its stupid, people just have nothing better to do nowadays.
But i gotta admit its true..isnt it? har har..
