Why ladies are single today
1. The nice men are ugly
2. The handsome men are not nice
3. The handsome and nice men are gay
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men have no money
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money
7. The handsome men without money are after our money
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we make the initiative
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so? what do you think? Im not really sure myself. But actually its 70% true. Women are rising up now and beginning to "take over the world". Note the inverted comas.
Its really hard to find a decent guy around nowadays.
Either they're this, or they're that.
Whats gonna happen to us women? Are we gonna die old hags?
Actually its better that we die single than to marry the wrong person.
Oh well.
God help me, i don't wanna die a single old hag.
^^
1. The nice men are ugly
2. The handsome men are not nice
3. The handsome and nice men are gay
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men have no money
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money
7. The handsome men without money are after our money
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we make the initiative
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so? what do you think? Im not really sure myself. But actually its 70% true. Women are rising up now and beginning to "take over the world". Note the inverted comas.
Its really hard to find a decent guy around nowadays.
Either they're this, or they're that.
Whats gonna happen to us women? Are we gonna die old hags?
Actually its better that we die single than to marry the wrong person.
Oh well.
God help me, i don't wanna die a single old hag.
^^
