You know you are a rempit if
1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerfull bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for the tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in…no money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
20. You sit in the mencangkung position while loitering
21. Your gf’s panties stick out while they are riding pillion
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a can of Coke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4 wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have a ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
27. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
30. You run when you see Edisi Siasat crew
31. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
32. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
33. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
34. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
35. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
36. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are nowhere to be found anymore
37. You cant afford to smoke Dunhill
and
38. You are pissed with this article
Cheerios
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerfull bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for the tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in…no money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
20. You sit in the mencangkung position while loitering
21. Your gf’s panties stick out while they are riding pillion
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a can of Coke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4 wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have a ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
27. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
30. You run when you see Edisi Siasat crew
31. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
32. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
33. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
34. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
35. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
36. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are nowhere to be found anymore
37. You cant afford to smoke Dunhill
and
38. You are pissed with this article
Cheerios
