Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Chinglish

Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 0.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This
is what he came up with......

"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me,
so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run
until I fall 6 and throw out. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to
throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him.

10 God he run away.

So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I
call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come
back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1"..