They reprimand and advise you when you've done something wrong eventhough they know you wont listen. They comfort you and take your side when you've argued with your boyfriend/girlfriend and eventhough you're the one wrong. They laugh at you and tease you mercilessly when you've done something funny or embaressing, and when you thought everything's forgotten, they remind you about it again. They remember your birthdays or sometimes they accidently forget it and promise they'll make it up to you. When they have nothing to do or they're bored then they'll call you out because they know you always have their backs. They invite you over to their place to do nothing. They see through all the fake smiles and cover ups and know just what to say when you're in need. They keep cancelling out on you, but you know that they'll always come back. They speak your lingo and will know what you are trying to say even without you having to say it out, just a nod or a flick of the eye will do. They will always tell you that you're fat even when you are not, just for the fun of it. They'll call, text or email if the first two options are out even if they're halfway across the world just to make sure you're okay or to clear a misunderstanding that you're freaking out about. They buy chocolates for you when they're overseas eventhough they know you dont eat them. They get you silly little souveniers and trinkets when they're on holiday eventhough they know you'll probably keep them in a corner and not use them. They help you deal with breakups and heartaches buy doing stupid things with you like jogging and eating ice cream everyday. And they always remind you they will not let a guy/girl come in between your abnormally long friendship.
What would we do without friends.
You tell me.
