Friday, October 27, 2006
Step Up.
Step up! The upcoming movie about dancing featuring Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan.
I remember the last time i saw Channing Tatum it was in "She's The Man". And he was a stupid dumb jock. But him dancing? I cant believe it, but looking at the trailer, he's as good as any professional ive seen. But too bad im gonna be away when the movie comes out on the 9th of Nov. Nevermind, ill see catch it when im back and ill drag any unlucky fella who's there to watch it with me. YESH!!
A ure adorable, B ure so beautiful, C ure so cute and full of charm....
ps.And ill probably have to remember to bring lots and lots of tissues in case i drool too much. Haha.
I remember the last time i saw Channing Tatum it was in "She's The Man". And he was a stupid dumb jock. But him dancing? I cant believe it, but looking at the trailer, he's as good as any professional ive seen. But too bad im gonna be away when the movie comes out on the 9th of Nov. Nevermind, ill see catch it when im back and ill drag any unlucky fella who's there to watch it with me. YESH!!
A ure adorable, B ure so beautiful, C ure so cute and full of charm....
ps.And ill probably have to remember to bring lots and lots of tissues in case i drool too much. Haha.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Of seaweed that looks like pig fats, duck legs and frozen chicken in jelly.
Sek Kuan
Thats the name of the restaurant, i think.
According to my mum, its some very very old restaurant, its been there since the begining of time.
Not, its just very very old, im trying to prove my point.
The whole gang was there,
grandma, cousins, aunts, uncle, u name it.
Not that i dont like them,
its just that, im like the youngest there, and the next youngest,
my cousin, is like what, 8 yrs older than me.
And the rest are just as old or older than my parents.
My mum is the youngest in the family you see.
Thats why.
Theres two buildings actually, and cuz my aunt was feeling warm (kononnya)
we went to the one with airconditioning.
Imagine feeling warm when its raining outside.
Oh well,
And the stuff ordered were like some wierd-havent-heard-of-dish
Seems like these were the stuff they used to eat during their time.
frozen chicken in jelly..eww, chicken's cold
raw prawns
some sotongish stuff
some mushroom like thingie
yuck
dont tell them i said this
but its really horrible
the only thing that was alright about that dish was the abalone.
And there was this dish where they served duck legs, with seaweed and something else.
ewww
and to think i didnt know what i was eating
i just swallowed it
bleh
tasted nasty
but i couldnt spit it out
so i just made myself swallow it.
Then some fella told me it was a duck leg
At that moment i felt like strangling my aunt
haih, people finish eating then only say, aiya
Good thing i didnt throw up immediately after that
Then there was this disgusting looking stuff
It was some kind of seaweed that looked like pig fats to me
i didnt want to touch it, in the begining.
but some smartass already took a piece and put it on my plate
Great, another disgusting looking thing to shove down my throat
Good thing there was a few other decent looking dishes
fish and some greens.
Everybody was enjoying the food,
except me and my cousins
Aha, should have took a picture of both of us.
We were just sitting there looking sick.
Then when the older ones couldnt finish,
they just push everything to us young ones,
unfortunately my brother wasnt there,
Bleh, terrible..
And to think these are what they eat last time.
Totally disgusting.
Then came the stories,
ahh
i just sat there and smile whenever i was suppose to
And they went on and on and on
Gosh, i was really wishing they would stop and then we sould go home.
As if i havent heard enough of them.
And when all five sisters are talking together at one time,
Oh man, the noise.
Can kill elephants.
Seriously.
I kept looking at the clock,
till my aunt noticed.
And then she started talking to me.
Phew..
i had to excuse meself to go to the toilet to get away,
otherwise she'll yak and yak non stop
And the toilet,
y'know
old toilets...
disgusting..dont think i wanna go there again.
At last we left,
At around 9.
And the bill came up to around RM400
Gosh, we ate 6 dishes only and its that much.
then later, i found out that each dish is around RM100.
Crazy people,
old people,
i mean, we young people
just go mamak
RM10 enough dy.
right?
And then,
its still not enough of talking for them.
They're now over at grandma's house chit chatting.
Good thing i asked them to drop me of first,
or ill have to spend another 2-3 hours maybe sitting there doing nothing.
Oh well,
they're my aunts
cant say anything,
they'll always be like that.
Everytime my 5th aunt comes visiting from new zealand
there'll be a dinner together.
This is just one of those times.
Hmm, 9 more days till my overseas trip.
but then, when i get back, theres gonna my mid term waiting for me.
Darn, then theres all the presentations.
Sigh..
Nevermind, enjoy first, then die later.
Haha, seems to be that way everytime.
Till then.
^^
Thats the name of the restaurant, i think.
According to my mum, its some very very old restaurant, its been there since the begining of time.
Not, its just very very old, im trying to prove my point.
The whole gang was there,
grandma, cousins, aunts, uncle, u name it.
Not that i dont like them,
its just that, im like the youngest there, and the next youngest,
my cousin, is like what, 8 yrs older than me.
And the rest are just as old or older than my parents.
My mum is the youngest in the family you see.
Thats why.
Theres two buildings actually, and cuz my aunt was feeling warm (kononnya)
we went to the one with airconditioning.
Imagine feeling warm when its raining outside.
Oh well,
And the stuff ordered were like some wierd-havent-heard-of-dish
Seems like these were the stuff they used to eat during their time.
frozen chicken in jelly..eww, chicken's cold
raw prawns
some sotongish stuff
some mushroom like thingie
yuck
dont tell them i said this
but its really horrible
the only thing that was alright about that dish was the abalone.
And there was this dish where they served duck legs, with seaweed and something else.
ewww
and to think i didnt know what i was eating
i just swallowed it
bleh
tasted nasty
but i couldnt spit it out
so i just made myself swallow it.
Then some fella told me it was a duck leg
At that moment i felt like strangling my aunt
haih, people finish eating then only say, aiya
Good thing i didnt throw up immediately after that
Then there was this disgusting looking stuff
It was some kind of seaweed that looked like pig fats to me
i didnt want to touch it, in the begining.
but some smartass already took a piece and put it on my plate
Great, another disgusting looking thing to shove down my throat
Good thing there was a few other decent looking dishes
fish and some greens.
Everybody was enjoying the food,
except me and my cousins
Aha, should have took a picture of both of us.
We were just sitting there looking sick.
Then when the older ones couldnt finish,
they just push everything to us young ones,
unfortunately my brother wasnt there,
Bleh, terrible..
And to think these are what they eat last time.
Totally disgusting.
Then came the stories,
ahh
i just sat there and smile whenever i was suppose to
And they went on and on and on
Gosh, i was really wishing they would stop and then we sould go home.
As if i havent heard enough of them.
And when all five sisters are talking together at one time,
Oh man, the noise.
Can kill elephants.
Seriously.
I kept looking at the clock,
till my aunt noticed.
And then she started talking to me.
Phew..
i had to excuse meself to go to the toilet to get away,
otherwise she'll yak and yak non stop
And the toilet,
y'know
old toilets...
disgusting..dont think i wanna go there again.
At last we left,
At around 9.
And the bill came up to around RM400
Gosh, we ate 6 dishes only and its that much.
then later, i found out that each dish is around RM100.
Crazy people,
old people,
i mean, we young people
just go mamak
RM10 enough dy.
right?
And then,
its still not enough of talking for them.
They're now over at grandma's house chit chatting.
Good thing i asked them to drop me of first,
or ill have to spend another 2-3 hours maybe sitting there doing nothing.
Oh well,
they're my aunts
cant say anything,
they'll always be like that.
Everytime my 5th aunt comes visiting from new zealand
there'll be a dinner together.
This is just one of those times.
Hmm, 9 more days till my overseas trip.
but then, when i get back, theres gonna my mid term waiting for me.
Darn, then theres all the presentations.
Sigh..
Nevermind, enjoy first, then die later.
Haha, seems to be that way everytime.
Till then.
^^
Thursday, October 19, 2006
savage? babe..yeah ^^
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
Something i found in my friendster buletin.bleh, im bored anyway.so there.
If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
Message:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media
Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
and the Band
5. When you go to a new question, press the next
button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Opening credits: Everyperson - John Fruciante
Waking up: Rockstar - Nickelback
First day at school: Earth Invasion - Skillet
Falling In Love: Watching over me - FFH lol..
Fight Song: Set fire to the third bar - Snow patrol
Breaking Up: Animal bar - Red Hot Chilli Peppers ahaha
Prom: I cant hate you anymore - Nick Lachey..wut? aha..tak ada kaitan la
Life: Alien Youth - Skillet yeah!! ^^
Mental Breakdown: Fearless - Building 429
Driving: Kimi wa boku ni niteiru - SeeSaw hmm..
Flashback: James Blunt - High ??nyeh?
Getting Back Together: I believe in you - Ildivo hmm...
Wedding: Everything im not - The Veronicas
Birth of Child: Everyday Combat - Lostprophets hahahah rofl
Final Battle: Thunderbird - TM Revolution aha ^^
Death Scene: Im Gonna Find another you - John Mayer har??
Funeral Song: Home - Michael buble
End Credits: Diary of Jane - Breaking Benjamin hmm..nice
If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
Message:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media
Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
and the Band
5. When you go to a new question, press the next
button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Opening credits: Everyperson - John Fruciante
Waking up: Rockstar - Nickelback
First day at school: Earth Invasion - Skillet
Falling In Love: Watching over me - FFH lol..
Fight Song: Set fire to the third bar - Snow patrol
Breaking Up: Animal bar - Red Hot Chilli Peppers ahaha
Prom: I cant hate you anymore - Nick Lachey..wut? aha..tak ada kaitan la
Life: Alien Youth - Skillet yeah!! ^^
Mental Breakdown: Fearless - Building 429
Driving: Kimi wa boku ni niteiru - SeeSaw hmm..
Flashback: James Blunt - High ??nyeh?
Getting Back Together: I believe in you - Ildivo hmm...
Wedding: Everything im not - The Veronicas
Birth of Child: Everyday Combat - Lostprophets hahahah rofl
Final Battle: Thunderbird - TM Revolution aha ^^
Death Scene: Im Gonna Find another you - John Mayer har??
Funeral Song: Home - Michael buble
End Credits: Diary of Jane - Breaking Benjamin hmm..nice
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Self pity is a sin?
I feel like throwing up now
dad's away in the US
mum's out at some fren's house
im listening to fearless by building 429, nice song
my tap exam is tomorow.
and im freaking nervous
i just cant sit still
eventhough i know my routines
im petrified
fetched that idiot of a brother to work just now
and some fella honked on me
just because i stopped in time to keep from banging into the front car
people can be real asses when they want to
and to make things worst
there was a big fat jam on the way back home.
since young whenever there was a jam
i would always wished that some how or rather i would have some super powers
and then with a wave of my hand
all the cars would just pile up at the side of the road
and then the road would be clear all the way
looks like that'll never ever happen
so much for silly childhood fantasies
yesterday night this samoan pastor whos looks like "the rock" came to preach
great fella
believe me
he really does look like the rock
skin colour
size
looks
then before that
they had this mime
it was a part of the mime i saw when i attended the
MV Doulos youth international night at Pjefc
the one i saw was much longer
the one they did yesterday was just a small part
but interesting and good non the less
it was about this guy dreaming
and then in his dream
he was standing on a platform
and then at his feet there were a lot of hands reaching out to him
it actually looks abit creepy
with the sounds and all
yea well
so he tried to reach out to pull them out
he only succeded pulling up three
as he was trying to save the another one
there was a loud and eerie scream
that made all the hair on the back of our neck stand
and all the people reaching out to the fella just fell down and died
yea
after that
everyone was feeling uneasy and creeped out
haha
well
this scream actually does happen everyday
because there are loads of people who die everyday
its just that you and i are not aware of them
so its up to us Christians to make sure that that doesnt happen
well, its our duty anyway.
^^
wow
this song is really good
map of the problematique - muse
yea
when i got to class on last wednessday
my lecturer told me that this sem is going to be a long sem
yea
imagine how i felt at that moment
i could feel all my friend's eyes on me
burning holes on my shirt
because before that i told most of them that its a short sem
aha
haih
so embaressing
and i like told the whole MA comittee
that i have to stop for awhile and to concentrate on my studies
as a result of that
i have to pull out of the organizing committee for camp
darn it
but good thing i havent told Pr Foo yet
WARGH!!!!!
!@#$%^&%#@$^#$@$@$^&^#@!%&*
!@#@@%#$%$%**&(&*)*((%%@$!@
*calms down*
hmm
yea
that fella who told me it was a short sem is so gonna get it from me
and he even told em the exam dates
haih
i feel like a stupid fool
thanks to that smartass
ish
oh well
at least i dont have to worry bout not being able to finish studying my subs
now i can take my time
and then i dont have to rush my assignments and work
what can i say about my lecturers
they're much more serious than the first sem ones definately
and most of them expect us to be punctual
attend every lecture and tutorial
not to TALK during lecture
haha
yea
its only the first week and i already got caught
it was during writing for mass comm lecture
but i wasnt the only one talking
and the lecturer so happen to be my tutor as well
ahh just great
she's probably gonna remember my face
and keep picking on me
that was just suave shu ern,
nice way to get the lecturer to notice you.
then there was this one who talked as if the class were just stones
i couldnt detect any emotion in her
and as the result
the whole lecture was so boring
ugh
actually the subject was alright
but she was just making it boring
i think if it wasnt for the videos she showed us
everyone would probably be asleep
there was another lecturer
everytime she told a joke
when we didnt respond
she would say that we were all slow
aha
nice
and the way she talks
sounds a lot like my mum
long winded and all the lame jokes
i mean
have you heard someone like ur mum or dad tell a joke
especially when the ones who are listening are young people?
gosh
it can be amusing sometimes
but then, when its not
its just terrible
^^
ah well
better not to gossip so much
haha
Last night i watched Rob b hood
again!
abit sien dy now
but then again
Jackie Chan
he never ceases to amuse me with those
crazy stunts of his
hmm
he's so old already
but still a great actor
and will be until a very long time i think
i can still remember the first show if his that i saw
i think it was the police story
yea
since then
i was hooked
ive watched most of his shows
alwasy featuring some really crazy stunts
hmm, guess
he will always be the best when it come to all those crazy stunts in chinese movies
ahh
mum's back,
and she's already started talking about her friends
yack yack yack
better stop
wonder how long have i been at this
hmm
anyway i need black ankle length socks for tomorow
guess i have to go buy them
ish
another trip out again
and its raining
ah dang
oh well
till then
^^
dad's away in the US
mum's out at some fren's house
im listening to fearless by building 429, nice song
my tap exam is tomorow.
and im freaking nervous
i just cant sit still
eventhough i know my routines
im petrified
fetched that idiot of a brother to work just now
and some fella honked on me
just because i stopped in time to keep from banging into the front car
people can be real asses when they want to
and to make things worst
there was a big fat jam on the way back home.
since young whenever there was a jam
i would always wished that some how or rather i would have some super powers
and then with a wave of my hand
all the cars would just pile up at the side of the road
and then the road would be clear all the way
looks like that'll never ever happen
so much for silly childhood fantasies
yesterday night this samoan pastor whos looks like "the rock" came to preach
great fella
believe me
he really does look like the rock
skin colour
size
looks
then before that
they had this mime
it was a part of the mime i saw when i attended the
MV Doulos youth international night at Pjefc
the one i saw was much longer
the one they did yesterday was just a small part
but interesting and good non the less
it was about this guy dreaming
and then in his dream
he was standing on a platform
and then at his feet there were a lot of hands reaching out to him
it actually looks abit creepy
with the sounds and all
yea well
so he tried to reach out to pull them out
he only succeded pulling up three
as he was trying to save the another one
there was a loud and eerie scream
that made all the hair on the back of our neck stand
and all the people reaching out to the fella just fell down and died
yea
after that
everyone was feeling uneasy and creeped out
haha
well
this scream actually does happen everyday
because there are loads of people who die everyday
its just that you and i are not aware of them
so its up to us Christians to make sure that that doesnt happen
well, its our duty anyway.
^^
wow
this song is really good
map of the problematique - muse
yea
when i got to class on last wednessday
my lecturer told me that this sem is going to be a long sem
yea
imagine how i felt at that moment
i could feel all my friend's eyes on me
burning holes on my shirt
because before that i told most of them that its a short sem
aha
haih
so embaressing
and i like told the whole MA comittee
that i have to stop for awhile and to concentrate on my studies
as a result of that
i have to pull out of the organizing committee for camp
darn it
but good thing i havent told Pr Foo yet
WARGH!!!!!
!@#$%^&%#@$^#$@$@$^&^#@!%&*
!@#@@%#$%$%**&(&*)*((%%@$!@
*calms down*
hmm
yea
that fella who told me it was a short sem is so gonna get it from me
and he even told em the exam dates
haih
i feel like a stupid fool
thanks to that smartass
ish
oh well
at least i dont have to worry bout not being able to finish studying my subs
now i can take my time
and then i dont have to rush my assignments and work
what can i say about my lecturers
they're much more serious than the first sem ones definately
and most of them expect us to be punctual
attend every lecture and tutorial
not to TALK during lecture
haha
yea
its only the first week and i already got caught
it was during writing for mass comm lecture
but i wasnt the only one talking
and the lecturer so happen to be my tutor as well
ahh just great
she's probably gonna remember my face
and keep picking on me
that was just suave shu ern,
nice way to get the lecturer to notice you.
then there was this one who talked as if the class were just stones
i couldnt detect any emotion in her
and as the result
the whole lecture was so boring
ugh
actually the subject was alright
but she was just making it boring
i think if it wasnt for the videos she showed us
everyone would probably be asleep
there was another lecturer
everytime she told a joke
when we didnt respond
she would say that we were all slow
aha
nice
and the way she talks
sounds a lot like my mum
long winded and all the lame jokes
i mean
have you heard someone like ur mum or dad tell a joke
especially when the ones who are listening are young people?
gosh
it can be amusing sometimes
but then, when its not
its just terrible
^^
ah well
better not to gossip so much
haha
Last night i watched Rob b hood
again!
abit sien dy now
but then again
Jackie Chan
he never ceases to amuse me with those
crazy stunts of his
hmm
he's so old already
but still a great actor
and will be until a very long time i think
i can still remember the first show if his that i saw
i think it was the police story
yea
since then
i was hooked
ive watched most of his shows
alwasy featuring some really crazy stunts
hmm, guess
he will always be the best when it come to all those crazy stunts in chinese movies
ahh
mum's back,
and she's already started talking about her friends
yack yack yack
better stop
wonder how long have i been at this
hmm
anyway i need black ankle length socks for tomorow
guess i have to go buy them
ish
another trip out again
and its raining
ah dang
oh well
till then
^^
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
If one day u feel like crying, call me.
I dont promise that i will make u laugh, but i can cry with u.
If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me.
I dont promise to ask u to stop, but i can run with u.
If one day u dont want to listen to anyone, call me.
I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet.
But one day if u call, and there is no anwser.
Come fast to see me.
Perhaps i need you.
I dont promise that i will make u laugh, but i can cry with u.
If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me.
I dont promise to ask u to stop, but i can run with u.
If one day u dont want to listen to anyone, call me.
I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet.
But one day if u call, and there is no anwser.
Come fast to see me.
Perhaps i need you.
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Shades of Black purple brown blood red and olive
Second sem starts tomorow, and im feeling so restless, then they said that there wont be any tutorials for the frst week, ahh...im like rotting at home and now i have to wait another long day before i can start class.
I called actually, but those idiots in the office, werent really sure, the phone was passed from one person to a few more people before i actually got my answer. Haih, poor administration, what can i do.
7-8 weeks till the finals. And i have like 6 subs to learn up. What is this man!
Oh well, God has been really gracious to me, everything has fallen into place, so whatever happens in the future i guess ill just leave it to Him lo. Cant keep complaining like that. ^^
Yeash!!
And im going China for one week!! Cant wait to be away and just have fun.
I believe this trip is granted by God, so i really thank Him a lot. Before that, we couldnt even find a time to go out as a family, either i will be having my exams or my brother will be having his, or dad is not free, or mum's involve in some church activity. Finally a holiday, after quite some time. ^^ And im gonna be missing a lot of classes but who cares, come back only face reality la, lol.
16th of October, 10.35am, my grade 6 tap exam, Examiner, a miss Green (i think). Im glad i got the more linient examiners out the two, aha. And luckily i dont have to change to another group , aha, the rest are having their exams on friday. Hmm, poor eunice. Actually, i do really suck on my amalgamations and turns. Have to practise everyday already, otherwise, dont talk about getting an 'A', i think 'B' also i wont be able to get. Then theres the sequins on my pants and top, i mean, what for la? i look ridiculous, but i cant do anything about it, hmm, why cant we choose what we want to wear?! I would go get something less stupid looking. Aha, i start laughing everytime i think of that outfit of mine.
Oh well, Dance Dance Dance
I was born to do that,
and do that i shall
with confidence
and boldness
and passion
and emotion
With body, soul, and mind
till the cows come home
Aha, see, im craping again
i just need to write and move my fingers
because im absolutely bored now
wirte write write
type type type
click click click
crap crap crap
tourniquet,
Whats that?
i think its something like a bandage right?
hmm, im listening to Tourniquet by Evanescense
nice music
but the lyrics
sounds like the person is about to die
and theres no hope
but there is
in God
hmm, creepy
Ahh, time to go to Youtube to watch some stupid videos
Yeah
Peace!!
"i am, i am, i am, on a higher ground
You are, you are, my call, from the cycle down."
-cycle down, skillet-
I called actually, but those idiots in the office, werent really sure, the phone was passed from one person to a few more people before i actually got my answer. Haih, poor administration, what can i do.
7-8 weeks till the finals. And i have like 6 subs to learn up. What is this man!
Oh well, God has been really gracious to me, everything has fallen into place, so whatever happens in the future i guess ill just leave it to Him lo. Cant keep complaining like that. ^^
Yeash!!
And im going China for one week!! Cant wait to be away and just have fun.
I believe this trip is granted by God, so i really thank Him a lot. Before that, we couldnt even find a time to go out as a family, either i will be having my exams or my brother will be having his, or dad is not free, or mum's involve in some church activity. Finally a holiday, after quite some time. ^^ And im gonna be missing a lot of classes but who cares, come back only face reality la, lol.
16th of October, 10.35am, my grade 6 tap exam, Examiner, a miss Green (i think). Im glad i got the more linient examiners out the two, aha. And luckily i dont have to change to another group , aha, the rest are having their exams on friday. Hmm, poor eunice. Actually, i do really suck on my amalgamations and turns. Have to practise everyday already, otherwise, dont talk about getting an 'A', i think 'B' also i wont be able to get. Then theres the sequins on my pants and top, i mean, what for la? i look ridiculous, but i cant do anything about it, hmm, why cant we choose what we want to wear?! I would go get something less stupid looking. Aha, i start laughing everytime i think of that outfit of mine.
Oh well, Dance Dance Dance
I was born to do that,
and do that i shall
with confidence
and boldness
and passion
and emotion
With body, soul, and mind
till the cows come home
Aha, see, im craping again
i just need to write and move my fingers
because im absolutely bored now
wirte write write
type type type
click click click
crap crap crap
tourniquet,
Whats that?
i think its something like a bandage right?
hmm, im listening to Tourniquet by Evanescense
nice music
but the lyrics
sounds like the person is about to die
and theres no hope
but there is
in God
hmm, creepy
Ahh, time to go to Youtube to watch some stupid videos
Yeah
Peace!!
"i am, i am, i am, on a higher ground
You are, you are, my call, from the cycle down."
-cycle down, skillet-
I call this people discrimination
The Blonde Guy
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears
strange noises coming from the bedroom. He
rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,
sweating and panting.
"What's the matter?" he says. "I'm having a heart
attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just
as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and
says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your
closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming
wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure
enough, there is his brother, totally naked,
cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten scum," says the husband, "my wife's
having a heart attack and you're running around
naked scaring the kids."
Another Blonde Joke
11 people were clinging precariously to a wildly
swinging rope suspended from a crumbling
outcropping on Mount Everest.
10 were blondes, one was a brunette. As a group
they decided that one of the party must let go. If
that didn't happen the rope would break and
everyone would perish.
For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
Finally, the brunette gave a truly touching speech
saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives
of the others.
The blondes applauded.
Trees Everywhere
A car was driving down the street when all of a
sudden it started swerving. The car was going
back and forth till someone with a cell phone
called the police. A police officer pulled the car
over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "
Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in
the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve
to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her,
then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
A government study has shown that blondes do
have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat
field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the
field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You
know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad
name!"
To this the other blonde replied "I know it, and if I
knew how to swim I'd go out there and drown her."
Another blonde, another store. She goes over to
the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to
buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his
arms."
A blonde saw a "¿" on her computer screen and
asked another blonde,
"How do you do that?" She responded . . .
"Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!"
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears
strange noises coming from the bedroom. He
rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,
sweating and panting.
"What's the matter?" he says. "I'm having a heart
attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just
as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and
says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your
closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming
wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure
enough, there is his brother, totally naked,
cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten scum," says the husband, "my wife's
having a heart attack and you're running around
naked scaring the kids."
Another Blonde Joke
11 people were clinging precariously to a wildly
swinging rope suspended from a crumbling
outcropping on Mount Everest.
10 were blondes, one was a brunette. As a group
they decided that one of the party must let go. If
that didn't happen the rope would break and
everyone would perish.
For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
Finally, the brunette gave a truly touching speech
saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives
of the others.
The blondes applauded.
Trees Everywhere
A car was driving down the street when all of a
sudden it started swerving. The car was going
back and forth till someone with a cell phone
called the police. A police officer pulled the car
over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "
Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in
the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve
to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her,
then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
A government study has shown that blondes do
have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat
field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the
field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You
know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad
name!"
To this the other blonde replied "I know it, and if I
knew how to swim I'd go out there and drown her."
Another blonde, another store. She goes over to
the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to
buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his
arms."
A blonde saw a "¿" on her computer screen and
asked another blonde,
"How do you do that?" She responded . . .
"Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!"
Sunday, October 01, 2006
A.F.T.E.R
Sunburnt and an injured foot, that was what i got after all the carnival hooha. It was raining in the morning, but thank God that when the carnival started, the rain automatically lessen.
Most of the xyz people were there early around 6.30am to help with the balloons. At first it looked like fun, filling them up with air and tying them up. I was among the few who knew how to tie them, but after the seventh and eighth balloon, my fingers were aching like crazy. And then there were the ones to be filled up with helium. Those were to be tied to the banner for the opening ceremony. By the time we were done with everything, my poor fingers were all red and painful, oh well, for the sake of serving, ill not take that into account.
We hardly had time to finish our breakfast before YB Chew Mei Fun came for the opening ceremony, so we dumped everything and rushed back to tend to the banner. Speeches, yada yada yada, then the time came to cut the ribbons to launch the carnival. Me n dj were crossing our fingers hoping that everything was in place and that the banner would fly.
We were waiting and waiting, then "cut, cut" the ribbons were cut, slowly the banner flew upward, then to our horror, there wasnt enough helium balloons to lift the banner and only half went up. Luckily Pr daniel n the YB just lifted the rest and then the cameras were snapping away. After that whole thing we just tooked our failed banner and put it up against the side of the giant slide. Sad as i was, there was still nothing i could do. Hmm, oh well. Ill, try it again next year, just you wait. *grins*
After that i just went walking around, looking for things to eat and my friends. Most of the game stalls were Malaysian themed like the batu seremban game( man, i miss playing that), some bowling game using coconuts and so on. I didnt really play, thinking i was abit too old for them, eleh, haha, yeah, i was just walking around in circles and surveying the whole scene.
Then when it was my shift, i got my "kaki"s and we took over the morning shift people at the giant slide and the dunking machine. And since my girls were all bugging me to let them take over the dunking machine, i gladly obliged and left it to them, while i try to sort out the mess at the giant slide.
The sun was just coming out, but i didnt noticed. mending the slide was quite fun if one is just standing at the side and bringing the mats up, other than that, its just a very tiring job. And since it was kindda chaotic, i had to move up and down, teaching them what to do, and all our throats were sore form shouting and screaming so much. We all worked and gave our best until around 3 something, when i decided i couldnt stand the heat, so i asked someone to take over, so that i could get drinks for everyone.
And things got worse when i couldnt find my friend, who was holding my bag. Anyway, i found a 10 dollar note in my pocket, lol, dunno how it got there, so i managed to get 7 cans of 100 plus and the lady at the stall was kind enough to give me a discount. weee.
Back to work, and from up there i could see all the pastors getting dunked. Aha, that was really a sight to see. And there was a long line waiting for their turn. And there was once when i was running down the slide and i tripped over the netting, and "lao dou" my right foot, i fell flat, face first, and was stuck there trying to untangle myself, luckily no one saw that. Seriously, that was so embaressing, haha. But i didnt feel the pain until i came back home. And i didnt see the burnt i got until after my bath. Then it got painful, and i noticed that both my shoulders were painfully red, they still are now. Im really hoping myfoot doesnt start swelling or something, or ms Lee will kill me for that. Just a few more weeks to exam and i injured the most important part.
At night during church service, most of my friends who saw me were laughing their heads off at my expense. Darn, everytime church has a carnival, ill get a bad sunburnt as the result of my dumbness for wearing sleveless and not putting sunblock. Haih, nvm, ill remind myself the next time we have a carnival, that would be held at the new premises, as this will be the last time we're having it at dsp. Oh well, what happened has already happened, just have to be careful the next time.
Argh, now ill have to see if my skin will start peeling, sob sob, please God, please dont let my skin peel or anything. And i had a hard time sleeping last night because my shoulders hurt so much i can lie on them. Hiah.
Yeah, but from what i heard, this year's carnival was better than the other ones we had. So i guessed it was all worthwhile? hmm..but i would definately do this all over again. Yay
And my results are coming back, im not sure when, but im really worried, hmm, hopefully i dont fail anything otherwise ill have to sit that stupid paper again. Garh.
Its almost 6 now, and i really need a nap, so there goes my post for this round. Ahhh.....
yes, before i got sunburnt. My nice complextion. sigh..
Just take a look at the redness on my face n my shoulders!! Yeah, i look even more scary in real life.
Most of the xyz people were there early around 6.30am to help with the balloons. At first it looked like fun, filling them up with air and tying them up. I was among the few who knew how to tie them, but after the seventh and eighth balloon, my fingers were aching like crazy. And then there were the ones to be filled up with helium. Those were to be tied to the banner for the opening ceremony. By the time we were done with everything, my poor fingers were all red and painful, oh well, for the sake of serving, ill not take that into account.
We hardly had time to finish our breakfast before YB Chew Mei Fun came for the opening ceremony, so we dumped everything and rushed back to tend to the banner. Speeches, yada yada yada, then the time came to cut the ribbons to launch the carnival. Me n dj were crossing our fingers hoping that everything was in place and that the banner would fly.
We were waiting and waiting, then "cut, cut" the ribbons were cut, slowly the banner flew upward, then to our horror, there wasnt enough helium balloons to lift the banner and only half went up. Luckily Pr daniel n the YB just lifted the rest and then the cameras were snapping away. After that whole thing we just tooked our failed banner and put it up against the side of the giant slide. Sad as i was, there was still nothing i could do. Hmm, oh well. Ill, try it again next year, just you wait. *grins*
After that i just went walking around, looking for things to eat and my friends. Most of the game stalls were Malaysian themed like the batu seremban game( man, i miss playing that), some bowling game using coconuts and so on. I didnt really play, thinking i was abit too old for them, eleh, haha, yeah, i was just walking around in circles and surveying the whole scene.
Then when it was my shift, i got my "kaki"s and we took over the morning shift people at the giant slide and the dunking machine. And since my girls were all bugging me to let them take over the dunking machine, i gladly obliged and left it to them, while i try to sort out the mess at the giant slide.
The sun was just coming out, but i didnt noticed. mending the slide was quite fun if one is just standing at the side and bringing the mats up, other than that, its just a very tiring job. And since it was kindda chaotic, i had to move up and down, teaching them what to do, and all our throats were sore form shouting and screaming so much. We all worked and gave our best until around 3 something, when i decided i couldnt stand the heat, so i asked someone to take over, so that i could get drinks for everyone.
And things got worse when i couldnt find my friend, who was holding my bag. Anyway, i found a 10 dollar note in my pocket, lol, dunno how it got there, so i managed to get 7 cans of 100 plus and the lady at the stall was kind enough to give me a discount. weee.
Back to work, and from up there i could see all the pastors getting dunked. Aha, that was really a sight to see. And there was a long line waiting for their turn. And there was once when i was running down the slide and i tripped over the netting, and "lao dou" my right foot, i fell flat, face first, and was stuck there trying to untangle myself, luckily no one saw that. Seriously, that was so embaressing, haha. But i didnt feel the pain until i came back home. And i didnt see the burnt i got until after my bath. Then it got painful, and i noticed that both my shoulders were painfully red, they still are now. Im really hoping myfoot doesnt start swelling or something, or ms Lee will kill me for that. Just a few more weeks to exam and i injured the most important part.
At night during church service, most of my friends who saw me were laughing their heads off at my expense. Darn, everytime church has a carnival, ill get a bad sunburnt as the result of my dumbness for wearing sleveless and not putting sunblock. Haih, nvm, ill remind myself the next time we have a carnival, that would be held at the new premises, as this will be the last time we're having it at dsp. Oh well, what happened has already happened, just have to be careful the next time.
Argh, now ill have to see if my skin will start peeling, sob sob, please God, please dont let my skin peel or anything. And i had a hard time sleeping last night because my shoulders hurt so much i can lie on them. Hiah.
Yeah, but from what i heard, this year's carnival was better than the other ones we had. So i guessed it was all worthwhile? hmm..but i would definately do this all over again. Yay
And my results are coming back, im not sure when, but im really worried, hmm, hopefully i dont fail anything otherwise ill have to sit that stupid paper again. Garh.
Its almost 6 now, and i really need a nap, so there goes my post for this round. Ahhh.....
yes, before i got sunburnt. My nice complextion. sigh..
Just take a look at the redness on my face n my shoulders!! Yeah, i look even more scary in real life.
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